She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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