i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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