I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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