I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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