this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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