His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
