what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i just had sex bonerless
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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