i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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