I wanna bring you to show and tell
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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