I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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