lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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