No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
How naked do you want me to be?
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