I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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