last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Randomize
