i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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