He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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