Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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