I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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