Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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