His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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