Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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