No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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