He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
The beers last night were like the tears from god
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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