I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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