I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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