And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
false alarm, still single
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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