On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Be still, my beating vagina.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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