are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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