I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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