ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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Do I have a choice?
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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