nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
