Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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