it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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