can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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