He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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