Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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