she was so not down for the gang bang
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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