i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Drake has all the answers
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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