so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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