Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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