Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You just made me feel so damn special
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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