My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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