Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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