when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My hand turned me down
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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