Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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