And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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