Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
birth control should be required to get into college
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
