An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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