Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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