I CAN MOONWALK!
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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