just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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