ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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