It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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