It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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